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Ticking Timebomb

It was just waiting to happen. It was inevitable.

No, I’m not talking about the dwindling US economy, the sacking of Avram Grant or the eventual face off between Chee Soon Juan and MM Lee.

chinaman

I’m referring to knockout punch someone gave a Chinese national for speaking too loudly. From what I read yesterday on the New Paper (28th May 2008), this Chinese immigrant was traveling home on a bus and apparently was talking too loudly on his cellphone. In came a pissed off fellow passenger; gave a good sock onto his face, smashed the bugger a few more times for good measure, and promptly left the bus. The assailant was quick, efficient and lethal; the Chinese dude needed a few stitches near his eye. And he probably had some cow-sense to try and leave the scene of the crime; but failed. (LOL)

Somehow, I’m torn between either feeling sorry for the confused young Chinese man who probably
didn’t have a clue what was happening, or, to understand the frustrated bruiser who’s had enough of these PRC people blabbering loudly in public.

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My Beer Song

May 15
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Shit in a Can

(sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Miller Light, Henieke-en
Carlsberg’s fine, so is Kirin
‘Nything will do, but the Singapore Brew
‘Cos Tiger’s just Shit in a Can.

Have you ever gone to a party?
Where they tried to make you drunk?
When they serve Tiger it’s not funny
Cos it tastes like someone shit in my cup!

Tiger time, where’s the women?
All their signs, are misleadin’
Beer aunties they find, not the Ang moh Kind
‘Cos Tiger’s just Shit in a can


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Change of mind and heart

May 06
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I think I’ve decided to post here instead of porting to the new blog, too troublesome to start up again.


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Vancouver.

Posted my blog about my recent holiday here

http://jaimesgoestocanada.wordpress.com/


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Not in Portland.

Mar 31
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Hey guys I won’t be in town till 11 April due to a family holiday.

But I guess no one reads here anymore anyway.


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Announcement.

dark knight

Contrary to popular belief Jaimes is not dead yet, he just chooses not to post anything on his blog for the past month or so. This is to deter casual reader (i.e. those who come just to probe what I’m doing and hopefully read my thoughts and actions) and know who are his hardcore fans. Yea, those who check on this blog space regularly without fail, THANK YOU, its almost too long Jaimes have starved you of new content. 

A month seems adequate enough to weed out the fakers, and make no mistake I’ve been blogging, whether in my head on in binary form, its just that I don’t post it up.

Alot of people thought I’m not doing OK cause of the last post I had; admittedly its kinda too emo to leave anyone with, but I need my time and space to gather my thoughts and actions. I need some seclusion to distance myself with people I don’t need in my life.

I wouldn’t say I’m fine and dandy now, and no doubt about it I’ve changed. I’ve developed a lower tolerance for people who can potentially hurt me, and begun to write out those said people in my life.

As selfish as it sounds, don’t look for me unless you have something to offer me. I’ve been practicing being a dick-wad in unproductive relationships. Just as those people practice idiocracy.

I’m gonna put up the blog posts that were bumming around until now, not before I edit some time-sensitive context or whatyouhaves in the posts itself.

Enjoy the new Me.


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Protected: Sorry seems to be the Hardest Word

Jan 11
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Protected: Dr No.

Jan 11
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Jaimes is currently on hiatus due to the Writer’s Strike

Jan 07
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lol i’m kidding, I’m just tied up with alot of stuff right now. Reorganizing for 2008 and the new School term. Just trying to get back sanity and order into my schedule.

Thats why I haven’t been posting. Oh and thanks to all the people who say my emo post and asked me if I was ok almost a month after. Actually I got over it about a week or two after the initial post. Thanks though to know so many of ya cared.

I don’t know when I’ll be posting next so…

Until then, peace.


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Sad Fiddy Cent.

Dec 08
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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHA hilarious.


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