Watch Closely!

I’m taking U-Art (Understanding Art) as a CDS this semester in school and for the first assessment its MOSIAC. So I had to dig deep in to my Art and Craft days back in Sec and Pri School and think up something interesting for the project…

At first I was thinking something really abstract to do; a piece of a thinking man with ideas, but that was really not do-able thanks to PROCRASTINATION. I hadn’t drew anything yet up till about an hour before the actual lesson to show the teach’ our template.

In the end, I just had the idea to draw up part of my guitar, dunno why, call it a spur of moment decision or a prompting by Hock Seng or something. I showed it to the teacher and she said it was too plain, too much of space.

I was stumped.

No ideas whatsoever.

All I saw was a naked guitar.

Then came clarity.

The idea just swooped from nowhere, and my fingers were guiding itself across the A3 drawing block. I think if I saw myself I’d look like Mr Isaac from Heroes (God rest his soul), white pupils and all. I was doing it FREESTYLER!

In retrospect, Santana is one of my fav guitarists ever, so naturally you’ll see parallels with the album art from his previous 2 albums. That was probably why theres some gypsy looking art in the design…

(Like So.)

Of course, I hadn’t forgotten, I had to come up with some bull sheet to justify my design so I already deviously conjured up a cunning explanation for the artwork as I went along!

You know, that music brings freedom of expression and blah blah yadah yadah hee-hee haha crap.

So here it is, a template of the final product expected to be delivered in 2 weeks time (I don’t know I’d make it). Wish me Godspeed for the time being.

By the way, Mosiac means I have to tile every single piece onto the canvas myself!

*cries to himself*

Patience & Longsuffering. Patience & Longsuffering.

Procrastinators UNITE! Erm… Tommorow.

Its getting really sien (Malaysian Spelling) at school today, decide to explain some of the terms I use;

• The Sian-ness; act of being or kena sian-ed, like getting the unlucky or suay in life.
• The Cheo-ness; Thing, Act or Person that is very beautiful, proper use of the word is as follows; “Wah, the W880i is the Cheo-ness Lah!”
• The Chui-ness; Thing, Act or Person that is broken or in the process of degradation or uglification. Use as follow; “Wah, the coffeeshop so dirty until look like the Chui-ness liaoz”
• The Shiok-ness; to describe gratification or enjoyment. “Wah, that bowl of Katong Laksa is the Shiok-ness Lah!”
• The Cheng-ness; to describe coolness; “Champion liaoz, that guy win the competition also quite the cheng-ness one!”

Stay tuned for more -ness craziness!

Jaimes wanted to create a new word called Jaimes-ness, but has no idea what it means actually.

Seeing theres alot of homophobia all around; the moment a guy does even the least effeminate action the people around them usually cringe in disgust or hide themselves away to avoid them. Come ON! They are people like us! We should accommodate them too! We shouldn’t be ostracizing them from society but rather including them in our world! We may not share the same type of lifestyle but that doesn’t mean we should stay the hell away from them like the bird flu!

So in view of this crazy homophobic society I propose we should have a “Random Act of Gayness” day just to dispel the stigma of gay people. Inspired by “Random Act of Kindness” and “Free Hugs” movement, we should set aside a day to cheer up a gay person on this day! Some acts you can do are;

• Wear the most gawdy or outrightly ‘Gay’ combination of clothes to work. Think LOUD. The tighter the top the better.
• Start speaking with a lisp.
• Visit Abercrombie & Fitch sometime, you’ll love it.
• Go borderline Metrosexual with Skin products
• Offer your gay friend a Double Mocha Latte Frappacino from Starbucks. (Remember, no cream please! It goes straight to the thighs)
• Quit thinking all gays are like Hard Gay in their free time.
• Give your gay friend a pat on the butt for a job well done.

Jaimes still has homophobic friends who think his Pink PSP is ghey.