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Jaimes the Code Monkey

codemonkey

Okay. I’m pissed.

And is not ”pee in my blood typed of pissed”. Really hair wrenching pissed.

As of right now its my 11th hour awake doing my programming project. Yes, yes, I’m partly to blame, I mean, I only found about the dateline YESTERDAY! Yeah, took a power nap in afternoon and its chiong all the way baby! Ok, maybe I was over-confident, I mean, I am a DIRECTOR’S LIST STUDENT after all. Its not like I like to boast about it.

We, I never factored in a few things when I realized I needed to do my work

  • This is a new LANGUAGE! C SHARP can stab me in the heart.
  • MICROSOFT made it so hard to find answers for SIMPLE SOLUTIONS.
  • DOTA had to come back to me at the worse time possible.
  • I have STUBBY FINGERS. I can’t type as fast as I thought I could. My ‘D’ key is flying off my keyboard as I speak.

 Well, it isn’t so bad, thanks to the miracle workings of Veracia (no its not a brand of coffee.), I managed to complete my programming! Well its sorta a clunky robot if you could imagine it into existence, but hey, as long as its a pass right?

So much for the Code-Monkey in me, I don’t know how I’ll make a living next time…

Working for bananas of course.

Thess had my hopes up for a Transformers Screening tml, at first she said it was free tix, then (as all conniving bizness people are), she said it was $8 but free flow popcorn and drinks. NOW, she tells me its only one, ONE!!! One serving of refreshments.

I bet the popcorn is SWEET popcorn.

Jaimes thinks the only type of popcorn that should be eaten is SALTED. Buttery Salted mind you. The rest are all fakers.


Nuah and Lerthargic Week.

Hey guys, haven’t got the motivation to post recently, this week tried to keep myself bz with going out. It was a rather eventful for a nuah one. Here are some of what has happened, in no particular order

  • Henry finally woke up his idea to leave Arse-nal.
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie is hilarious, for those who don’t get the jokes, its an acquired taste.
  • Got myself into the Harvest Highlights, by diabolical means no less.
  • Went Jamming with Nick, realize we’re a talentless duo.
  • Got my heart broken. Again.
  • Went to Marina Square for the 5th time in 2 weeks. And haven’t found anything to cash my voucher on.
  • Fell in love with that bag from Nude Urban Male, and no, for the last time; its not something Theresa would carry.
  • Shearer said the most hilarious thing about Craig Bellamy this week.
  • Spent $45 at Glory Catering for glorious peranakan food. WTH! And it was for a 3 person lunch. Thats works out to $15 a person, and mind you it was a souped up coffee shop. But the curry chicken was fabulous.
  • Someone tried to out-mama-joke me. And phailed.

Ok I have a treat for you, this rodent is taking over the internet. Take a gander.

Hilarious ain’t he? Heres the original Clip that they took from! Jap girls.. slurp.

The girl with the ponytail was hot until she made that nonsensical sound. Her hotness meter went below zero.

Jaimes likes sane Japanese Girls, thankewverymuch.


Posted in Random Rant

Everything.

Jun 18
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Thanks to Wee Lee, this clip really blessed me alot.

Watch the whole thing :)


Posted in Music

You make me feel Brand New.

Jun 18
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A Simply Red version of the Stylistics Song.

Lovely isn’t it? Wish I had the voice for it.


Posted in Music

Brews n Grooves

A little cafe opened up just behind my house, its kinda weird cause I live smack dab in the middle of no-where and here is this cafe opens up to my neighbourhood. Oh well, they must have alot of faith I guess! Anyone game to try the cafe with my can drop me a line, they serve coffee and ice-cream from the looks of it. Rather small but comfy.

Pics to come soon!


Posted in Uncategorized

Emotions.

Just trying out the WordPress player here, decided to share this song. Really meaningful and good songwriting (p.s. the original is by the Beegees not Destiny’s Child, although Beyonce does have a good soulful voice).

Jaimes is NOT Emotional.

*Edit : Link does not work. So sad!! I’m now emo!*


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The Origin of the PVC Whoosh.

Jun 14
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whoosh

“I was hanging my underwear out of my window and then WHOOSH! They took off like into the wind and into my neighbour’s patio!”
-Exclaimed the jubilant Hiro Nakamura to a skeptic Nathan.

Nuff Said.


Posted in Nerd Speak

Dilemma of the Heart

Harassed Dog

Alot of things have been weighing on my mind recently, it all started last Wednesday during the outing with the Drama Ministry; didn’t expect to get shoot by Boss Jaz on my relationships! Well I guess I could’ve seen it coming, I mean after all the craziness thats going on (congrats to Ching Ling btw), and everyone else on the table was attached or married save for Cal and myself. Cal got off lightly, I tink it cause I out-age him by a year and they felt more urgent for me (unless theres something else more sinister going on). I shalt mention the name(s) that they wanted to pair me up with to save them from embarassment, but it was the first of many incidents in the coming week.

On Thurs night had a dream that re-iterated what Boss shoot at me. Her words really got power man. Can’t divulge details of the dream cause quite paiseh though.

I never tried to hide the fact I really suck at these things, women, relationships, its all complicated matter to me. I never thought about romancing anyone, thought it would just come naturally. Now a hardball has come my way, really no way to dodge it this late.

The Dota friends are at it, the Drama people are at it (even the younger ones :) ), everyone’s getting into it. Its just so fast for me.

Okay, I DO have people that I cherish abit, but I was never a sharpshooter. Suave and slick isn’t my thing, ya know? Could never work on the delivery of those lines.

That hasn’t stopped people from matching me up, one of the more “bonus” attributes” that a person has tagged on a potential is that shes Ang Moh!

What?

What am I, a Sarong Party Girl? Being Ang Moh is not a bonus, most of the bonus points I would give is for her character! And puh-lease, if I would give any bonus points for racial background, it would be for Japs and Koreans (Hubba-Hubba)!!

And of course, bonus points for being ez on the eyes.

A note to the people who are trying to match up, don’t try too hard to suggest people we guys already know, cos usually they would already have tossed the idea around more or less.

Ok, I’m just fussy.

Repeat After Me. Jaimes is not ghey. He’s just fussy.


Posted in Random Rant

Hey Noob.

Heres something random that was bouncing around in my head, this is dedicated to all the Dota players out there. You know who you are. And all the closet ones out there.

KOTL

Hey Noob
(Sung to the tune of the Beatles’ Hey Jude)

Hey Noob
Don’t be a fag
You help them get strong
By feeding endless

Now hes earned enough to buy himself a Heart
No you retard, he isn’t a hacker

Hey Noob,
Don’t choose that guy
You can play Doom
Kill steal with your Ultimate

You’re finished when you picked the Stealth Assassin
You’re gonna be seen, cos your Hp’s like paper.

Chorus

Nah Nah NaH NaNaNah-Nahhh
NaNaNah-Nah, Hey Noob! (Repeat till heart is happy)

Jaimes pwns using Meepo. Srsly.


Posted in Nerd Speak

Updating Friend Links!!

Hey a note to all who visit, if ya want me to include ya blog/site link in my blog just drop me a comment with your name and site link in the comments for this post. My links are kinda sparse so just I’m hoping to add ALOT more links to widen my netwerk! Nerds and Schmucks all welcome!

Babes get priority passes though.

Jaimes is waiting to “hit the links” this weekend. Okay, that was a bad pun.


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