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The Origin of the PVC Whoosh.

Jun 14
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“I was hanging my underwear out of my window and then WHOOSH! They took off like into the wind and into my neighbour’s patio!”
-Exclaimed the jubilant Hiro Nakamura to a skeptic Nathan.

Nuff Said.


Posted in Nerd Speak

Dilemma of the Heart

Harassed Dog

Alot of things have been weighing on my mind recently, it all started last Wednesday during the outing with the Drama Ministry; didn’t expect to get shoot by Boss Jaz on my relationships! Well I guess I could’ve seen it coming, I mean after all the craziness thats going on (congrats to Ching Ling btw), and everyone else on the table was attached or married save for Cal and myself. Cal got off lightly, I tink it cause I out-age him by a year and they felt more urgent for me (unless theres something else more sinister going on). I shalt mention the name(s) that they wanted to pair me up with to save them from embarassment, but it was the first of many incidents in the coming week.

On Thurs night had a dream that re-iterated what Boss shoot at me. Her words really got power man. Can’t divulge details of the dream cause quite paiseh though.

I never tried to hide the fact I really suck at these things, women, relationships, its all complicated matter to me. I never thought about romancing anyone, thought it would just come naturally. Now a hardball has come my way, really no way to dodge it this late.

The Dota friends are at it, the Drama people are at it (even the younger ones :) ), everyone’s getting into it. Its just so fast for me.

Okay, I DO have people that I cherish abit, but I was never a sharpshooter. Suave and slick isn’t my thing, ya know? Could never work on the delivery of those lines.

That hasn’t stopped people from matching me up, one of the more “bonus” attributes” that a person has tagged on a potential is that shes Ang Moh!

What?

What am I, a Sarong Party Girl? Being Ang Moh is not a bonus, most of the bonus points I would give is for her character! And puh-lease, if I would give any bonus points for racial background, it would be for Japs and Koreans (Hubba-Hubba)!!

And of course, bonus points for being ez on the eyes.

A note to the people who are trying to match up, don’t try too hard to suggest people we guys already know, cos usually they would already have tossed the idea around more or less.

Ok, I’m just fussy.

Repeat After Me. Jaimes is not ghey. He’s just fussy.


Posted in Random Rant

Hey Noob.

Heres something random that was bouncing around in my head, this is dedicated to all the Dota players out there. You know who you are. And all the closet ones out there.

KOTL

Hey Noob
(Sung to the tune of the Beatles’ Hey Jude)

Hey Noob
Don’t be a fag
You help them get strong
By feeding endless

Now hes earned enough to buy himself a Heart
No you retard, he isn’t a hacker

Hey Noob,
Don’t choose that guy
You can play Doom
Kill steal with your Ultimate

You’re finished when you picked the Stealth Assassin
You’re gonna be seen, cos your Hp’s like paper.

Chorus

Nah Nah NaH NaNaNah-Nahhh
NaNaNah-Nah, Hey Noob! (Repeat till heart is happy)

Jaimes pwns using Meepo. Srsly.


Posted in Nerd Speak