Heres something random that was bouncing around in my head, this is dedicated to all the Dota players out there. You know who you are. And all the closet ones out there.
Hey Noob
(Sung to the tune of the Beatles’ Hey Jude)
Hey Noob
Don’t be a fag
You help them get strong
By feeding endless
Now hes earned enough to buy himself a Heart
No you retard, he isn’t a hacker
Hey Noob,
Don’t choose that guy
You can play Doom
Kill steal with your Ultimate
You’re finished when you picked the Stealth Assassin
You’re gonna be seen, cos your Hp’s like paper.
Chorus
Nah Nah NaH NaNaNah-Nahhh
NaNaNah-Nah, Hey Noob! (Repeat till heart is happy)
Jaimes pwns using Meepo. Srsly.