Shit in a Can
(sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Miller Light, Henieke-en
Carlsberg’s fine, so is Kirin
‘Nything will do, but the Singapore Brew
‘Cos Tiger’s just Shit in a Can.
Have you ever gone to a party?
Where they tried to make you drunk?
When they serve Tiger it’s not funny
Cos it tastes like someone shit in my cup!
Tiger time, where’s the women?
All their signs, are misleadin’
Beer aunties they find, not the Ang moh Kind
‘Cos Tiger’s just Shit in a can