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In a shocking development today, Jose Mourinho left Chelsea with reasons yet unknown. Whether he was fired or he dismissed himself is still not clear but what is obvious is that Chelsea has lost a talented manager. The Special One brought all the domestic titles to Stamford Bridge in a 3 year span. To me, he provided entertainment in a otherwise boring managerial world in the EPL. Always outspoken and often sarcastic, he wasn’t afraid to stand up for his players and challenged referees and opposition alike. His press conferences were often littered with subtle jabs and convenient naiveness relating to controversy .

Jose, we will miss you, Godspeed to where you go. I; as a Chelsea Fan, salute your achievements at this club.

Ate breve, José. Você é o mais melhor.

This song is for you.
Jojo -Exceptional

I was fiddling around and wanted to make those forum signature moving gifs, so I went to my evil self and decided I’ll use this opportune time to use footage from the penalty goal in Anfield! Its Frankie doing the celebration his way! Look at that cheeky smirk on his face! It must have been how he made Reina go the wrong way

FREAKING SWEET!

Might take a while for it to load though.

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I wanted to post this before the premiership season started, just to quell any doubts who I’m supporting this term (if there are anyway).

Firstly, I’d like to congratulate the Blues on the sucker-punch they gave to Liverpool on Sunday, no better way to win a penalty at Anfield and get away with it. Heres a picture of Lamps celebrating..

PWNED.

Click below to read my rant about Liverpudlians and other crap. Not for the faint of heart.

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Whats with these people? Man-Yoo just won the title and these idiots go around brandishing themselves as Life-Long fans all of a sudden? Just a couple of years ago I bet they were supporting Arsenal when they won the league (or maybe said they were admirers of Liverpool with Champs League Truimph), or EVEN HORROR! They were Chelsea fans for the past 2 seasons but decided to jump ship, oh lets say, when Man Utd was on top of the table?

Totally can’t stand this people, they smile as if nothing happened, but we know, WE KNOW (we as in the true football fans) what kind they are! You say you follow where the good football is? Follow the S-league! They are banging in more goals than Man Utd! I don’t think you fans can even name the current-line up of the Utd squad! HAHHAHA-HEE-HOO Look whos being found out now!

I think I’ll do the right thing and snoop around with my trusty HP camera (1 Megapixel to catch them in RED-Handed Glory, geddit? geddit? RED-Handed? Oh.. Never Mind!) and take this Smurfs for who they are! Thats right! These creeps don’t even have the decency to wear a genuine devils jersey, hey I’ll be happy if you bought the Sharp one from the bargain bin!

Death to Smurfs! (And all other Red fans for that matter. Blue IS THE COLOR!)

Photos to come.

<<<<——-Smurfs Unite!

Jaimes is sorry for sounding like a BITter CHelsea fan but he really wants to wring the neck of the next one who says Cris Ronaldo is not a chronic-diver, thats like saying Rooney never swears every time he speaks to the ref.

In a cruel twist of fate, Manchester United’s title Hopes were dashed when they crashed out 3-0 at the San Siro last night! Goals from Kaka (Ladies love him!), Seedorf and Gilardano sunk the mighty English Battleship’s Treble Glory and set up a rematch from the 2005 Champs League Finals!

In recognition of your efforts, I simply have one thing to say on your unfortunate exit.. please click here to listen to it.